Little Red Ridding Hood:
The little girl was not allowed to go a different path, or she gets eaten by a wolf.
The moral is: Little girls should not follow their own paths (be themselves).
Ring Around the Rosie:
My friend told me that poem is about small pox. I never knew that. :O
Beauty and the Beast:
It is okay to stay in abusive relationships if the guy loves you... You never know... He could somehow magically randomly change!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs:
Slave yourself to little short men and accept food from strangers. Because one day, some random dude will definatly start making out with you, and bring you to his castle and everyone will be happy.
I can't think of anything for this... BUT the poem never said Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
Whoa! Whoa! Whooooaaaa!
I still like reading fairy tales and nusery ryhmes. 8) You can't get anymore hardcore than that! 8)